I don't know whats worse the lazy fat ass who will admit they're fat and lazy, or the dad bods that think they can get in shape in 8 weeks and when they don't look like you say you don't know what you're doing as far as giving the wo plans.
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Christ dude when people have told me I don't think your showing me the right things that's just disrespectful why because I've tried to correct your form 300 times and you still do it wrong fuck you figure it out yourself
Didn't you realize that they know it all bro?
You should have seen this one kid I tried to show how to squat properly the motherfucker was doing good mornings
I feel your pain. I work in the IS industry so I work with a lot of nerds ( thats a term of endearment, not a jab. I am an engineer now). I had a guy come sloth over to my desk and ask me in his monotone nasally voice if I could help train him. Im a nice guy and I always encourage working out so sure, why not. I made it VERY clear to this guy that I dont fuck around. I get in, I push my limits and bust my ass and if he wanted to work out with me I expect the same and I usually workout alone. He said he would do his best to keep up, so I thought I Would give him a chance. I dont like to assume especially a new guy wanting to get into the iron cafe. The first few workouts were really hard on him and I though he was going to pass out. I had to tell him numerous times to go get water and take a break. Keep in mind I am my own trainer, I do not train people. I dont want to train people. I fucking hate training people because 90% of them want it now, right now and think the stuffing their faces with McDonalds every morning and a shake before workout it 'calorie conscious.' So, I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Then it all started. This was 5 months ago. Yes he has lost weight, yes he has gained some muscle, but he stops by my desk every day to bitch about how sore he is, how this joint hurts, how he doesnt feel like hes growing. And, he told me last week that he was going to do a 'lean bulking'. Lean bulking? What the fuck is that? Seriously, lean bulking. So hes going to chase the mysterious dragon of the lean bulker. I have tried to tell this guy that 1200 calories a day isnt going to do anything but force his body into using muscle for energy. He doesnt supplment. He doesnt eat right, he has ZERO drive, he doesnt push himself. Fuck, I am not going to push him. I am not his trainer. I told him he could tag along, but made it very clear my earphones dont come out until my last set is racked. I dont like changing my workout program or schedule, so every time I go into the gym, I have to be ready to look up from a heavy bench and see his smug ass face!!! So frustrating, but I guess I brought it on myself. Hes like herpes....I cant get rid of him now.
But Fall and Winter are at my doorstep, my goodies are on their way and the freezer in the garage is getting stocked up with good food. So he can ball up or ima have to tell him im going back to solo. I have had one workout partner I liked. In fact, he made my workouts better because we were close in strength. But he moved away....
lol like herpes...
It does suck man the guy I use do baron out with about 6 and a half years ago had to kinda out honesty me at first but I was driven and I have a much bigger build then him he's also Asian so he's not s huge guy very good size for his ethnicity but I've got like a foot on him and probably about 60 pounds so we were pretty even in strength from the start I'm build pretty big just like my whole family so I was going for lean but I got my diet in check myself and eventually I surpassed him with strength and he didn't like that I was getting bigger then him he's a very jealous person I'm like dude it's going to happen I'm much bigger then you are naturally there's nothing you can do about it like I said he's a small guy because of his ethnicity I've met some good sized Asians but most are built small it's just a fact he has narrow shoulders and what not they are muscular for his size but I've got a much wider bigger frame and he would start to criticize me when he never really had since I first started and I knew it was cuz he was jealous then I started my first cycle and really started to blow up and he was pissed because he asked me and I said yeah I'm on dbol and test and he was like fuck you dude I'm staying natural in like ok that's you not me and we kind of went our separate ways but I'll always appreciate that he showed me the ropes and proper form and what not but it was time for me to grow and go out on my own
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I lost a lot of weight and am in decent shape, now here to gather with others about body building. But 44 is right! Am stunned at how many knew me and WATCHED me lose weight and stat gaining muscle and ask if I can help them, but cringe when I say it takes years! YET THEY WATCHED ME FOR OVER 2 YEARS AND SAW HOW LONG IT TOOK! yet am supposed to help them reach where I am in 6 months or less???? WTF??? Talk about dense!
Definitely the dad boss. I love my dad but I can't barely standing spending time with him anymore all he talks about is how much different I look physically and how much I've changed over the past 2 years physique wise. And then I gotta listen to "If I just stopped eating Tacos with sour cream I could look just like you...I love the gym I want to get in there so bad...I'm tired of eating chicken wings and drinking beer and pizza 4 times a week yet week after week he never changes. I'm like "well dad most importantly you actually have to go inside the gym". And secondly "you gotta stop all the pizza, beer and sour cream. And then he just talks about "Man if I wasn't so old and lazy I could get in their and look better than you", I could be just as "cut" as you are. I just don't have time to run on a treadmill or go on a diet I'm too busy eating cheese.
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”I just don't have time to run on a treadmill or go on a diet I'm too busy eating cheese.” Now am ROFLMAO!
Lol, I said "dad bods"... I wish my dad was still around (if his dementia and Alzheimer's weren't a factor) as much as he got under my skin I miss his hard headed stubborn ass. Ol' military retiree like myself. He had never been to combat and used to get all emotional whenever I returned. I was at the not giving a fuck stage when it came to living, or dying over there and his display of feelings was odd to me. I was a walking fucked up shell of my former self then. I miss him now. Appreciate your beer drinking, wing eating dad... you only get one and one day you'll have to unplug him and say goodbye not knowing if he could hear you say it bro. Take your pops to PF... he'll appreciate the free pizza lol.
I push my parents to diet and exercise because I love them and when they are gone I'm not sure what I'm gonna do I'm a pretty conservative person but between school, work, MMA, and going to the gym I don't have time for many friends I have 2 that I spend time with a couple times a month but they are my best friends when my parents are gone I'll be pretty alone because I don't give a fuck about women right now they keep fucking my life up and I decided to leave my ex gf and go do what makes me happy and get my life together and finish school and shit then I'll worry about women I seriously don't care at all but my parents made me who I am and I got my dicipline from them and I love them for it because in a very strong motivated person thanks to everything they've done for me and the way I was raised
Steve... that was a helluva run on sentence bro. I had to catch my breath mentally to read it lol. I got a few guys I speak to in the gym (like 4 or 5 that just small talk), I have one friend that lives nearby, his son and my son are best friends. Other than that everyone else I associate with in person has something to do with either gear, powerlifting or bodybuilding. I speak to you guys more than ppl in person.
Hell ya lol all my homies are are on SSpot lol
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