One night about a month and a half ago a couple weeks before I started my cycle I went out drinking with a couple of my buddies couldn't find any decent chicks to bring home so I said screw it went to Walmart right by my place bought a 52 banger of pizza rolls a big fair life chocolate milk these new deep fried Twinkie things they sell now and like 5 packs of the big Reese's cups with all the peanut butter in them and ate all of it I felt like such a douche the next day