1. If you're my age and retired already... imagine the mayhem you'd be capable of.
2. Travel.
3. Not burdened by others financial short comings, you do what you want for the people you do them for... not because you have to.
4. I love my son, he's the shit. His mother fucked me into buying him a car and her a car at the same time... if I was single I'd be driving either a Vette, or a Viper instead of paying for their shit and driving my car. I'd have a high rise condo versus a home.
5. There'd be a stripper pole in my bedroom. I wouldn't be living in this city full of trollish looking people. I'd probably have a place in or around Vegas.
6. I already know who I'd be dating. And I'd be grinning.
7. I'd go visit NY and learn how to brew up and sit around doing that 3 hours a day.
8. I wouldn't be related to people that speak like they escaped a plantation.
9. I'm a literal person, I like the idea of predictability and stability. The older I get the less shiny this brass ring is. When you are forced to eat shit after a while it begins to taste like shit. Especially when the kid is grown.
10. Look between your thighs brothers... see how it looks now? Vibrant, thick, ready to use??? That thing will eventually die, your will and desire to use it wll vaporize.
2. Travel.
3. Not burdened by others financial short comings, you do what you want for the people you do them for... not because you have to.
4. I love my son, he's the shit. His mother fucked me into buying him a car and her a car at the same time... if I was single I'd be driving either a Vette, or a Viper instead of paying for their shit and driving my car. I'd have a high rise condo versus a home.
5. There'd be a stripper pole in my bedroom. I wouldn't be living in this city full of trollish looking people. I'd probably have a place in or around Vegas.
6. I already know who I'd be dating. And I'd be grinning.
7. I'd go visit NY and learn how to brew up and sit around doing that 3 hours a day.
8. I wouldn't be related to people that speak like they escaped a plantation.
9. I'm a literal person, I like the idea of predictability and stability. The older I get the less shiny this brass ring is. When you are forced to eat shit after a while it begins to taste like shit. Especially when the kid is grown.
10. Look between your thighs brothers... see how it looks now? Vibrant, thick, ready to use??? That thing will eventually die, your will and desire to use it wll vaporize.