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44's Top Ten list of things NOT to tell your wife about her relatives
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Hey 44...I can imagine there is not much Shakespeare being spoken at the in-Laws either.....
"Hath thou ye pot roast elbows!..be gone...Ye creamed faced loon!"
"Hath thou ye pot roast elbows!..be gone...Ye creamed faced loon!"
When I was younger I tolerated certain copious amounts of bullshit as long as they were hot AF and gave decent head. Now that I'm older, secure and see that more and more men out there are slobs with self confidence issues I figure why tolerate shit from anyone. Life is too short to live in a state of settling for less than you want/deserve. My wife is good looking for her age, sure she could trim up here and there, but I appreciate the shit outta her for putting up with my antics for almost 20 years. I haven't been perfect by far, I've slipped and fell into more pussy than a OB/GYN doc on a slippery floor, but I changed thank God. Point is I just value quality over quantity more now than ever. The girl at the dealership (took car for an oil change today) told me I could have her on her 21st b-day if I wanted as she showed me her tongue ring... sure it sounds nice, but do I really want that kind of trouble? At my age and experience level one of two things would happen, I'd fuck her head up and have a stalker, or I'd wanna go to bed before midnight lol. I think I'll keep my ass at home and pass on that young POA and appreciate my home cooked meal. Although 21 y/o's with their ankles in the air look rather spectacular. 44 is a recovering man whore.
rockmfhudd
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man you will be better off not fuckin with that girl cuz you are right she has access to your phone number, address etc and you bet when you dick her down like a grown ass fucking man does she will be twisted, cuz if you are like me I turn a pussy inside out like a tube sock I aint trying to fuck like a porn star cuz that's all fantasy in editing but I can say I can get one off more times before I even dick her down these young bucks don't know how to please a woman these days, and it will be problems now if you were out of town I may say different but don't shit in ur backyard. but she could send some pics that you could share in pm lol bwahahaha and on a side note she prolly don't know wtf she is doin any damn way
21infantry
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rockmfhudd
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lmao 21 hows ur run goin
21infantry
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No complaints, my wife told me I sweat like a pig at night. I was like really? High five
NJBro
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LOL I hear ya 44!! Young men tend to think with the little head way too much! I love a young hard body as much as the next man. But a mature woman who is confident in bed is way better than a inexperienced girl who thinks she can just lay there and look good!
rockmfhudd
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lmao well atleast it aint waking you up haha
'cuz if you are like me I turn a pussy inside out like a tube sock'
Now that my friend is fucking classic AF. There should be a meme for that shit!
Now that my friend is fucking classic AF. There should be a meme for that shit!
rockmfhudd
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lol show that mutha phucker her inside sugar walls
rockmfhudd
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^^^exactly too many youngins have inhibitions a mature woman will let that shit goooooooo
I agree, but disagree as well. Nothing quite like man handling the twenty-something year olds... they let you do damn near anything because they don't wanna disappoint! Just ask and they do... Facial? Sure!, Gag job? Sure! Both? Sure! Stick a cucumber in your butt? What the fuck is wrong with you! Well, almost anything lol... However some have entertained the cucumber idea.
wtf!!! Roflmao
#4 is my personal favorite. If you knew these people you'd say the same.
rockmfhudd
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well hopefully he is in his office and not on the golf course or on another apology tour oh wait he is in japan apologizing for us fertilizing their asses with da bomb, what he should be saying is well it worked yall aint fucked with us since then lesson learned maybe you should talk to ISIS hahaha
Bro..don't get me started..since that bomb,japs won't even look us in the eye. That squashed that Shit for eternity! One of the strongest armies in the world,and we took that Shit,all they have now is a small national guard..they'll never bully another nation for eternity..I'm all for dropping that Shit..I wished they would drop a few on the middle east n be done with it for real
rockmfhudd
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exactly what the fuck is the point of war if you aint trying to win. believe I have been there and our hands are fucking tied as troops that's why our guys are getting fucked up cuz they use our own rules against us they know we wont just blast their asses cuz we will go to jail which is bullshit but ya I don't even want to get heated either about this fucked up shit. so back to 44s ways of not getting in trouble with your old lady hahaha
Lol... unless you had a CO like I did. We fucked shit up on a regular. Our ROE was "Don't fuck with us and you can live another day". I had so much shit at my disposal, shit we weren't even authorized. I just kept it in all in my CHU. His only concern was if my CHU ever got mortar'd everyone around it would be fucked from all the secondary explosions lol. We'd get into firefights and pull out a heavy weapons platoon from our back pockets lol. Of course when we did RIPTOA we went out and cooked everything off since we sure couldn't just say "btw... here's a bunch of shit off the books". Shoulda seen the faces of the other PSGs when they were wondering why the whole company rolled out to a SF range and me and my guys pulled up with an entire LMTV worth of RPGs, Grenades, AT4's and TOWs. I would hook up other ground pounder platoons I knew of course. Damn, I kinda miss Iraq and The Stan. Fuck that too much of my gear got blown up in the shitty mail. Back to my shitty relatives...
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