Oh I've got one. There is this dipshit that comes in wearing the most ostentatious gym gear he can. I'm talking high tight shorts and tall superman socks complete with little red capes on the back of them. Frequently wears the "Broscience Life" t-shirts. Also purple everything. Purple BEATS headphones, huge purple high tops, wrist bands, etc. He can typically be overheard telling fellow wannabe gym bros about the upcoming "bodybuilding show" he is getting ready for that he is nowhere close to being prepared for and I never really see him push anything more than baby weight. I don't try to get as much attention as possible when I am at the gym, but this guy definitely does.
