This morning... turtlenecking

[44YOGearHead]

Get all the way to the gym and find out they're closed and I need my access card from the house. Suddenly a urge to poop hits and the race is on. Get home and drop the shorts just as it begins to turtle.
Just a random 44 moment shared. TMI yes, but I know you can relate to the experience. God bless sphincter control.
Headed back to the gym! Enjoy your day bros.


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[rockmfhudd]

well you are lucky you didn't blot your undies like a fucking 80 year old at the Bingo palace, it happens bro believe me I have thrown away a lot of underwear due to turds acting like bingo blotters hahahaha

 

[Tazz]

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[Taurus]

Thanks for that lovely visual 44. Lol

 

[Montgomery]

pics or it didn't happen

 

[jp1957]

Turtling? Never heard that one before, I've always heard its crowning

Turtling is when you have to walk real slow, so you dont shit yourself on the way to the head.

 

[44YOGearHead]

Turtling, gopher bobbing, groundhog day, pressing the brown button... all things related to holding the brown molding. Either way... I got lucky.

 

[IND]

prarie doggin, jumper in the door, round in the chamber, tug of war

 

[44YOGearHead]

Spicing the brown wire, poot tucking, brownie in the oven, winking the brown eye, chocolate truffle shuffle

 

[cmb5017]

All this. Made me hungry

 

[44YOGearHead]

All this. Made me hungry

Only you brother...

 

[RickRock]

well you are lucky you didn't blot your undies like a fucking 80 year old at the Bingo palace, it happens bro believe me I have thrown away a lot of underwear due to turds acting like bingo blotters hahahaha

Omg dude, I'm dying lol. Bwahahaha


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[MaxxPursuit]

Lmao... you guys are too much. Lol.

 

[RickRock]

Turtling, gopher bobbing, groundhog day, pressing the brown button... all things related to holding the brown molding. Either way... I got lucky.

I always called it prairie dogging it.....or growing a monkey tail


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[jp1957]

Spicing the brown wire, poot tucking, brownie in the oven, winking the brown eye, chocolate truffle shuffle

LMAOPP Chocolate Truffle Shuffle. Great one.

 

[Joe S.]

Quarter inch from cotton.

 

[Flanex]

Get all the way to the gym and find out they're closed and I need my access card from the house. Suddenly a urge to poop hits and the race is on. Get home and drop the shorts just as it begins to turtle.
Just a random 44 moment shared. TMI yes, but I know you can relate to the experience. God bless sphincter control.
Headed back to the gym! Enjoy your day bros.


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well you are lucky you didn't blot your undies like a fucking 80 year old at the Bingo palace, it happens bro believe me I have thrown away a lot of underwear due to turds acting like bingo blotters hahahaha

LMAO I could read you two go back & forth all day

 

[Androman]

Yea man that's intense 44.

I remember in 8th grade, I would never eat breakfast because it gave me a stomach ache and one day I decided fuck it and had a bowl of cereal. My bus picked me up and I had to wait to get to school to take a shit. I had diarrhea, ran to the bathroom and i was trying to hold back so hard, only problem was I couldn't get my stupid pants off because of the damn button, I didn't make it time & shitted all over myself.

My grandma had to pick me up.


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[44YOGearHead]

Yea man that's intense 44.

I remember in 8th grade, I would never eat breakfast because it gave me a stomach ache and one day I decided fuck it and had a bowl of cereal. My bus picked me up and I had to wait to get to school to take a shit. I had diarrhea, ran to the bathroom and i was trying to hold back so hard, only problem was I couldn't get my stupid pants off because of the damn button, I didn't make it time & shitted all over myself.

My grandma had to pick me up.


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LMAO... don't feel bad happened to me twice walking to high school before I could drive. It was a three mile walk, 1.5 of the walk home was soggy and stank. Shat my pants in School of Infantry as well on a 30 mile ruck march right at the end inside a porta-potty. Damn utility buttons wouldn't unbutton fast enough. Kept it all in my former tighty whities now soggy brownies. Tore my tee shirt just below the nips and commenced to cleaning up. Oh the stealth like movement it required to get my pants off and not spill a drop. And the skiveys (underwear) OMG talk about acrobatics to get outta those without a pool of shit running down my legs. Yeah, me, my pants and shit are well acquainted.

 

[Androman]

LMAO... don't feel bad happened to me twice walking to high school before I could drive. It was a three mile walk, 1.5 of the walk home was soggy and stank. Shat my pants in School of Infantry as well on a 30 mile ruck march right at the end inside a porta-potty. Damn utility buttons wouldn't unbutton fast enough. Kept it all in my former tighty whities now soggy brownies. Tore my tee shirt just below the nips and commenced to cleaning up. Oh the stealth like movement it required to get my pants off and not spill a drop. And the skiveys (underwear) OMG talk about acrobatics to get outta those without a pool of shit running down my legs. Yeah, me, my pants and shit are well acquainted.

Haha goddamn and I thought my story was embarrassing, and in before this becomes a SHIT STORY THREAD lmaoo let it rain on em, let's all let it rain on em. https://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA


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