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31 THINGS A WOMAN WILL NEVER SAY....
1.. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you
for ignoring me.
2.. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too. I
invited her over for dinner on Friday.
3.. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
4.. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down
and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
5.. Bar food again! Kick ass.
6.. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has
class.
7.. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go
over and talk to her.
8.. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't
have to mess with it anymore.
9.. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em?
10.. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
11.. Honey, come ! here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare
ass.
12.. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another
round for you and your friends.
13.. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever
change it again.
14.. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer.
15.. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!
16.. You are so much smarter than my father.
17.. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch
football.
18.. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
19.. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
20.. You're so sexy when you're hung over.
21.. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go
shopping.
22.. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
23.. I'll be out painting the house.
24.. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more
time to ride.
! 25.. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
26.. Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!
27.. Your mother is way better than mine.
28.. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy
yourself something.
29.. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire.
30.. You need your sleep ya' big silly, now stop getting up for the
night feedings.
31.. Look! My ass is fatter than yours.
1.. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you
for ignoring me.
2.. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too. I
invited her over for dinner on Friday.
3.. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
4.. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down
and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
5.. Bar food again! Kick ass.
6.. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has
class.
7.. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go
over and talk to her.
8.. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't
have to mess with it anymore.
9.. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em?
10.. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
11.. Honey, come ! here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare
ass.
12.. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another
round for you and your friends.
13.. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever
change it again.
14.. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer.
15.. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!
16.. You are so much smarter than my father.
17.. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch
football.
18.. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
19.. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
20.. You're so sexy when you're hung over.
21.. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go
shopping.
22.. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
23.. I'll be out painting the house.
24.. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more
time to ride.
! 25.. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
26.. Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!
27.. Your mother is way better than mine.
28.. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy
yourself something.
29.. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire.
30.. You need your sleep ya' big silly, now stop getting up for the
night feedings.
31.. Look! My ass is fatter than yours.
