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Things I see across the various forums

ApexVallen

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I got way too much time at work so I thought I'd write up a long post about things and people that I find on various steroid and bodybuilding boards. Hope it kills some time for you too.


*Help me with my oral only cycle.
Some kid, usually around the age of 21 or 22 asking for help with his oral only cycle. Seems like 90% of these oral only cycles are anavar only. Was there something in a movie or on a website that told people this because its freakin everywhere. Can sometimes be accompanied by 'Well HCG will prevent shutdown so I won't even need test' without them realising that HCG needs to be injected anyway so they might as well inject test anyway.

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*Looking for a source, has to be g2g.
People not really understanding that no one is going to spoonfeed them, and they must research and decide for themselves. Not all that entertaining. Sometimes the members suggest brands that aren't actually around any more or mess with im in some other way, but most of the time they just tell 'em to do more research.
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*Rich Piana/Bostin Loyd/youtube personality did it.

Well unless you're them, why would you copy exactly what they do. Dylan has touched on this a bunch of times in his vids aswell but it crops up all. the. time.
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*'Guy at the gym'
Someone has taken advice from the 'guy at the gym' and wants to know why its not working or why the gear he bought doesn't seem to be doing anything. Said guy at the gym seems to be notably absent after his big steroid sale.



*Is my gear fake
'Here's a picture of some random capsules that you've never seen before, please identify if this is real anavar, thankyou'. As if we have some instant ability to recognise what powder is made of just from a blurry cell phone pic.

One guy ended up buying some cat medicine for 300 dollars after being told it was anavar.

Hey all, brand new to the site and also a first cycle question. I recently purchased some var and my gut instinct is telling me that it is just a capsule with just fillers in it or even worse.. that it is indeed what the label suggests. The whole sale was a bit sketchy (by that I mean the way the dosages in the capsule changed from what I was told via text to in person) apparently they are 30mg. Alarm bell 1?
Now this is what really concerns me, it was in a plain white pill container with an old looking label (looked like it had been put on by someone and not actually manufactured like this) the label was for cystaid help in cats??? It was a china label and I tried to research it but i couldn't find this particular brand. Now to what was inside. The only way I can describe it is that it looked like uncooked balls of cous cous (like a small yellow grain) and the tinniest amount of white fine powder. No distinct taste just crunchy balls. I'd really appreciate some feedback. Thanks in advance! (Hope I didn't do to bad for my first post lol)
Ended up being this:
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http://tinyurl.com/ztvqwor
LOL
 
*PCT IS FOR PUSSIES!
Which is ironic because you will actually grow one of those if you don't do PCT. I don't see this very much online to be honest but it crops up from time to time.
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*Placed my order weeks ago, still haven't received anything!
Angry guy claiming he's been waiting too long. Source checks the guy's username versus his order and it turns out he only ordered 4 days ago. Angry guy generally shuts up at this point.
Alternatively, the source says it took a few days extra and so they chucked in some extras and to be patient and angry guy turns nice in an instant.

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*How do I travel with my steroids?
People think its a good idea to travel with illegal drugs for some reason. The thread will go on for a while with people telling them either post it to the hotel youre staying at, or just go without. Guy ignores all advice, ends up taking it on his carry on and we never hear from him again.
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*Critique my cycle
Some young gun comes in to get his cycle critiqued. This can go one of two ways.

1) Bunch of useless crap that will do nothing.
"My friend got me some peptides and then he got me some creatine mix which is 11 times more potent than normal creatine, and then he got me some sarms from 'shadysharms1.russia.gov'. I got some oral test from some guy I met at the park (99% quality!) and Steven Seagal's Super sick pre workout, EIGHT TABLESPOONS OF PURE CAFFEINE PER QUARTER SERVE! He said to take 37 Vitamin F pills a day. I got my synthol on hand just in case I need it, and an AI because the creatine is so strong lol. and I'm considering 2g of tren EOD only for my next cycle. Also I've only been training for 2 weeks (I'm 17 yrs old, 23% BF) but I think I've made some good progress in that time lol. I got my PCT from ebay. Its grass extract, highway road sweepings and dried ground portabello mushroom.
So what do you guys think?"

OR

2) Way too much gear
"So I'm on Test 900 EoD, Mast, Tren (both A and E, .2ml dosed 8 times a day, injected right into my eye socket), Deca, EQ, NPP. I'm running 225mg of Winstrol cos that gets you cut, 100mg Dbol for bulk and then a handful of Tbol for the smooooth gains. Anavar just for the pump and I think I'll throw in some proviron injected directly into my balls. What do you think I could add to my cycle to improve it?"



*Asking about shady sources
"HEY GUYS, I BOUGHT 3500 DOLLARS WORTH OF STUFF FROM TOTALLYLEGITDRUGS.COM WITHOUT DOING ANY RESEARCH WHATSOEVER BECAUSE THE GUY SEEMED REALLY NICE AND NOTHING TURNED UP AND NOW MY CREDIT CARD HAS TWO 10 GRAND CHARGES ON IT AND NO ONES RETURNING MY EMAIL. IS THIS GUY G2G?"
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*The know-it-all
Usually some over-confident douchebag who reads a few articles and thinks he knows everything. Repeats information he saw in muscle mag or some internet blog. When questioned about what study he used to draw his conclusion, he can usually be seen retreating from the forum for a few days and waiting till the coast is clear. Most commonly 160lb soaking wet, early 20s.

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*The under eater
Eats 1400 cals a day, most of that is protein shakes. Can't figure out why he's stuck at 115lbs. Has never lifted to failure in his life.
 
this is fucking priceless... wow... how well you put this together and even better, the analysis you gave is so spot on... i try very hard not to ever say anything about other forums but lets face facts, this is how it is all over the place... most of us have been part of all the best and most popular forums and this is all what comes with it and the advising is just piss poor to say the least.. a lot of telling others what they want to hear and telling them the exact opposite of what to do... that will never go on here... thats a guarantee...
 
*The know-it-all
Usually some over-confident douchebag who reads a few articles and thinks he knows everything. Repeats information he saw in muscle mag or some internet blog. When questioned about what study he used to draw his conclusion, he can usually be seen retreating from the forum for a few days and waiting till the coast is clear. Most commonly 160lb soaking wet, early 20s.

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*The under eater
Eats 1400 cals a day, most of that is protein shakes. Can't figure out why he's stuck at 115lbs. Has never lifted to failure in his life.

I just saw one of these 160 pounders in the gym the other day. He was coaching his buddy on how to train. Funniest thing I've ever seen, lol. He was in his face screaming at him to "pull" or to "lift" over and over, every rep at the top of his lungs. Everybody in the gym is staring at these scrawny guys like wtf? The 'trainer' looked identical to the "trainee" lol. Both looked as if they've never set foot in the gym, shitty form, doing everything wrong, but he thought he was some top IFBB trainer, Lmfao!
 
there are so many truths posted here that i cant take it... i keep reading it and laughing at the accuracy here... many many props on this post
 
Thread of the fucking year right here! Dude, this is EPIC on so many levels! Fucking perfection. You hit the nail on the head on so many things bro. I'm dying here!! Lol


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