1. Went to the gym a bit earlier today. There's a babe deficit that early. Gym was nice and empty tho... babes or open equipment? Open Equipment is waaaay better than eyeball sex.
2. Got there early enough that I was done and heading out before the usual crowd of people who ask me to spot them got to ask. Lol win/win situation.
3. Who the fuck is the Xfitter wearing a beanie cap when it's hot AF outside??? Why? W-W-W-Whhyyyyy? And dude stop staring at me like you wanna be my foster child. It's creepy bro.
4. I love showing up at odd hours because it disturbs the hierarchy of the gym. Guys who are used to being the king of the hill find themselves suffering from paranoid delusion and wanna either workout next to me, or in with me and I pray for the latter of the two. Nothing like breaking spirits and crushing dreams.
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5. Still trying to figure out why if you're in the gym to train why I keep catching ppl watch me train. Weird, understandable, but contradicts your coming there to workout.
6. I wore the wrong underwear today and accidentally sat on one of my saggy middle aged testicles.
2. Got there early enough that I was done and heading out before the usual crowd of people who ask me to spot them got to ask. Lol win/win situation.
3. Who the fuck is the Xfitter wearing a beanie cap when it's hot AF outside??? Why? W-W-W-Whhyyyyy? And dude stop staring at me like you wanna be my foster child. It's creepy bro.
4. I love showing up at odd hours because it disturbs the hierarchy of the gym. Guys who are used to being the king of the hill find themselves suffering from paranoid delusion and wanna either workout next to me, or in with me and I pray for the latter of the two. Nothing like breaking spirits and crushing dreams.
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5. Still trying to figure out why if you're in the gym to train why I keep catching ppl watch me train. Weird, understandable, but contradicts your coming there to workout.
6. I wore the wrong underwear today and accidentally sat on one of my saggy middle aged testicles.
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