Dear Gym,
Thank you for my health, both my immediate family (in-laws excluded) and ISARMS family; our well being. I wanna especially say thanks for allowing my HGH to finally be in country as I have one vial left and I'm gonna pin the shit outta that bitch tomorrow. I got some more on the way as well so let that get here soon too. You've been good to The 44, continue to do so cuz I'm kinda like one of your favorite people... for real bro. I know my mouth is atrocious at times, but I am your humble servant regardless. You blessed me with them Gainzzz and I will use them to do your bidding one glorious rep at a time emphasizing the negative, utilizing strict form and humbling fools in stringer tanks foolish enough to pick up my DB curl warm up weight thinking they can fuck with ya boy 44. Silly Rabbit 60's are for kids. Db's ain't heavy unless they end in "00" mother fucker.
So before I lay it down and get three hours of sleep before I go smash the Temple of 45's in the mouth I wanna say thanks. Gainz ain't easy to come by, but with your guidance and these big ass'd muscles all things are possible. Remember... if you need a spotter for a lift off- technically you ain't lifting it, Slingshots are for pussies, my visual image is everyone else's pre-workout, why yes... I will take those gainz Sir... may I have another and lastly... I look like this because I refuse to lose a fist fight, thumb wrestling match, paper, rock, scissor grudge match, pissing the furthest from the toilet bowl contest, or basically shit in general. Rep! Rep! Light weight Baaaaybay! - 44 out.
Thank you for my health, both my immediate family (in-laws excluded) and ISARMS family; our well being. I wanna especially say thanks for allowing my HGH to finally be in country as I have one vial left and I'm gonna pin the shit outta that bitch tomorrow. I got some more on the way as well so let that get here soon too. You've been good to The 44, continue to do so cuz I'm kinda like one of your favorite people... for real bro. I know my mouth is atrocious at times, but I am your humble servant regardless. You blessed me with them Gainzzz and I will use them to do your bidding one glorious rep at a time emphasizing the negative, utilizing strict form and humbling fools in stringer tanks foolish enough to pick up my DB curl warm up weight thinking they can fuck with ya boy 44. Silly Rabbit 60's are for kids. Db's ain't heavy unless they end in "00" mother fucker.
So before I lay it down and get three hours of sleep before I go smash the Temple of 45's in the mouth I wanna say thanks. Gainz ain't easy to come by, but with your guidance and these big ass'd muscles all things are possible. Remember... if you need a spotter for a lift off- technically you ain't lifting it, Slingshots are for pussies, my visual image is everyone else's pre-workout, why yes... I will take those gainz Sir... may I have another and lastly... I look like this because I refuse to lose a fist fight, thumb wrestling match, paper, rock, scissor grudge match, pissing the furthest from the toilet bowl contest, or basically shit in general. Rep! Rep! Light weight Baaaaybay! - 44 out.
