First, I'm nobody important and my opinion is just that... my opinion it has no weight whatsoever in the grand scheme of things. I just wanna offer up a few observations on expectations of steroids and some honesty about things... yes, bitch this is a rant.
I'll start with myself as everyone who is critical of others, should be critical of themselves first and foremost:
ME:
1. I'm not that big by my own standards. 5' 9" and 230 +/- a couple of pounds ain't shit in my book.
2. I'm lazy as I feel I could push myself harder in the gym and in regards to maintaining a cleaner diet.
3. I'm currently bulking... why no fucking idea other than I want to get bigger. It's not a clean bulk either as I drink mass gainers with whole milk, fruit and a scoop of ice cream. My abs are almost gone. Fuck me.
4. My main concern is and always will be size and strength.
5. I've torn my abdominal wall doing cable pulldowns with over 250lbs, I've recently torn a bicep... not a distal tendon rupture thank goodness. I'm stupid af.
6. My motivation for lifting the way I do (heavier than you no matter what) is having an outlet for pent up aggression and hatred of others and probably self... fuck I dunno.
7. I train with my earbuds in not because I'm listening to some fantastic song, but rather so I won't have to listen to you ask a gang of fucking questions while I'm trying to train.
You (if applicable):
1. Probably aren't that serious in the gym and have some lame excuse as to why. You think you are serious, but to the likes of a real weightlifter you aren't.
2. You want a short cut with AAS and probably have never busted the leather on a weight belt, or needed one for more than curling in the squat rack.
3. Just because you fucking meal prep, have a stringer tank that says 'Train Insane" and have a slingshot you're not a weightlifter.
4. Counting macros is not being super dedicated it means you count your fucking macros fucktard.
5. You think researching AAS is simply looking up information on a compound you want to run and concluding that it won't fuck you up if you run it wrong.
6. You go to the gym with guys smaller than you to look/feel good versus with bigger guys to become better.
7. Your muscles are only prevalent in the mirror as you only train what you can see standing in front of that bitch. Even those are mediocre at best.
Expectations of steroids:
Bottom line don't be the gym poser/pussy/loser pretending to be all about the lifestyle. If you train and can muster a smile after a set... fuckboy please.
Own shit. The gym, your physique, your life... your exhaustion. Make your fatigue self induced. Can't stay up I need a nap exhausted works best. And... stop the excuses please. Can't, shouldn't and over trained aren't in your vocabulary unless you're a pussy.
I'll start with myself as everyone who is critical of others, should be critical of themselves first and foremost:
ME:
1. I'm not that big by my own standards. 5' 9" and 230 +/- a couple of pounds ain't shit in my book.
2. I'm lazy as I feel I could push myself harder in the gym and in regards to maintaining a cleaner diet.
3. I'm currently bulking... why no fucking idea other than I want to get bigger. It's not a clean bulk either as I drink mass gainers with whole milk, fruit and a scoop of ice cream. My abs are almost gone. Fuck me.
4. My main concern is and always will be size and strength.
5. I've torn my abdominal wall doing cable pulldowns with over 250lbs, I've recently torn a bicep... not a distal tendon rupture thank goodness. I'm stupid af.
6. My motivation for lifting the way I do (heavier than you no matter what) is having an outlet for pent up aggression and hatred of others and probably self... fuck I dunno.
7. I train with my earbuds in not because I'm listening to some fantastic song, but rather so I won't have to listen to you ask a gang of fucking questions while I'm trying to train.
You (if applicable):
1. Probably aren't that serious in the gym and have some lame excuse as to why. You think you are serious, but to the likes of a real weightlifter you aren't.
2. You want a short cut with AAS and probably have never busted the leather on a weight belt, or needed one for more than curling in the squat rack.
3. Just because you fucking meal prep, have a stringer tank that says 'Train Insane" and have a slingshot you're not a weightlifter.
4. Counting macros is not being super dedicated it means you count your fucking macros fucktard.
5. You think researching AAS is simply looking up information on a compound you want to run and concluding that it won't fuck you up if you run it wrong.
6. You go to the gym with guys smaller than you to look/feel good versus with bigger guys to become better.
7. Your muscles are only prevalent in the mirror as you only train what you can see standing in front of that bitch. Even those are mediocre at best.
Expectations of steroids:
- Real gains take FOUR things 1. knowing how to train, 2. Training intensely and 3. Recuperation by means of food and rest, 4. Years
- You have to actually train harder than you want to to get the most out of AAS.
- Taking oral steroids only is not being a true AAS guy... we pin shithead.
- However big you think you are on AAS... you're not that big unless you know the misery of sitting day in and day out in discomfort and pain.
- Even then you're not there yet.
- Meals are important. You must eat to grow bottom line. Intermittent Fasting and Keto are not really for beginners as they are purpose driven methods.
- If you've been in the gym a straight year and look the same as day one... AAS can't fix that.
- The gains you get off your first cycle no matter what will always seem to be the best ever... they aren't. The best will come with knowledge.
- If you find yourself staring at bums like me training in the gym and NOT saying/thinking 'scrub' to yourself AAS can't fix that.
- Work ethic in the Church of Iron is what matters most, not AAS. Find a real sense of getting shit done in the gym. Kill shit daily.
Bottom line don't be the gym poser/pussy/loser pretending to be all about the lifestyle. If you train and can muster a smile after a set... fuckboy please.
Own shit. The gym, your physique, your life... your exhaustion. Make your fatigue self induced. Can't stay up I need a nap exhausted works best. And... stop the excuses please. Can't, shouldn't and over trained aren't in your vocabulary unless you're a pussy.
