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Protein farts/gym billy badass

So I'm in the gym, I'm not a big guy but for the first time I'm trying 1080 on the leg press (12 plates each side for those that don't math). So leg presses and squats I find I probably squeeze my stomach the very most. So, of course 6th rep I fucking fart. I get up, it smells like shit. Some dude comes up and says "did you fucking fart man." I say "yeah my bad, protein farts got the best of me." He replies "you need to take that shit somewhere else or not come back here."

First off I've been at this gym for like 7 years. Two I was respectful and don't go around farting in the fucking gym mainly because it's fucking rude. So, like I said I'm not big but like any man in my opinion I'm not about to get pulled, regardless that of the fact that he has 50lbs on me. So I in a more methodical way, tell him to basically fuck off. He wants to get tough, gets close to me, and wants to throw around shit like "you want to take this outside bla bla" so I tell him "I'm not gonna fight your big ass, but this 25lb plate is going to find its way to your teeth."

Long story short it got broken up, he wasn't a member and got asked not to come back. I said broken up but it wasn't anything really. Just a trainer asking us what's going on than someone got the manager. After the stories were explained, which he didn't deny anything they basically told the dude not to come back.


Would this really pissy you off that bad!? I mean I wasn't a dick about it, fuck I even apologize to another man because I knew it smelled like donkey dick. This dude was a tool and can eat my ball bag. Am I wrong here?


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Dude didn't need to be a dick about it....shit happens....literally


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I try to take a nice big shit before leg day for this reason. But as has been pointed out, shit happens.
 
Fuck it bro. You're a better man than me. I woulda took it straight to his ass right there.

Haha I've got a little too much to lose at the moment. But ya I feel ya, I wanted to hit him...but either way. If I ever see him again. I'm bustin ass around him intentionally lol!

Just thought it'd be funny story to share with haha


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So I'm in the gym, I'm not a big guy but for the first time I'm trying 1080 on the leg press (12 plates each side for those that don't math). So leg presses and squats I find I probably squeeze my stomach the very most. So, of course 6th rep I fucking fart. I get up, it smells like shit. Some dude comes up and says "did you fucking fart man." I say "yeah my bad, protein farts got the best of me." He replies "you need to take that shit somewhere else or not come back here."

First off I've been at this gym for like 7 years. Two I was respectful and don't go around farting in the fucking gym mainly because it's fucking rude. So, like I said I'm not big but like any man in my opinion I'm not about to get pulled, regardless that of the fact that he has 50lbs on me. So I in a more methodical way, tell him to basically fuck off. He wants to get tough, gets close to me, and wants to throw around shit like "you want to take this outside bla bla" so I tell him "I'm not gonna fight your big ass, but this 25lb plate is going to find its way to your teeth."

Long story short it got broken up, he wasn't a member and got asked not to come back. I said broken up but it wasn't anything really. Just a trainer asking us what's going on than someone got the manager. After the stories were explained, which he didn't deny anything they basically told the dude not to come back.


Would this really pissy you off that bad!? I mean I wasn't a dick about it, fuck I even apologize to another man because I knew it smelled like donkey dick. This dude was a tool and can eat my ball bag. Am I wrong here?


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Lol wow............
 
Lmao... shit happens bud. Guy didn't have to be an asshole about it but thats people for you. Don't let it bother you too much.
 
I hate crop dusters! if you fart on accident, just remain still. Dont fart and then do jumping jacks please lol
 
I can say i have farted in the gym and have pissed people off but i dont try to do it anymore i mean 1 fart come on if it was continuous i can see being pissed but whatever 1000 lbs will squeeze a lil out hahaha
 
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