Just wanted to voice my opinion on a few things I see at every gym I go to no matter where the hell I am...
1. Man Bun hairstyle: There's a reason it's called a bun. You slide a weiner in it and call it a day. In this case the guy wearing the man bun IS THE WEINER. Just wear your hair down, especially if you're in that awkward beginner stage of a Man Bun where it looks like a hairy ass nipple on your head. The 44 recommends you just stop bro... please.
2. Jogger pants: I have some, they're comfy, warmer than shorts, stylish and they look good if you have killer legs. In the gym though??? I'm just not sold on that one bro. If God wanted you to have pants wedged up your ass crack as you thrust your hips on deads, or squats he'd shove something up there that looked more manly... like sweat from training hard AF. Be stylish, just do it outside the gym. You're there to wreck shit, not be best dressed bro 2016.
3. Sleeve tattoos: Either own the look and be the look, or wear long sleeves. I get exhausted seeing sleeves on guys staring at me while I train. Dude you have a sleeve, or two... you need to own a small percentage of bad assery. Staring at me lets the gym know what??? That I'm your daddy son... The 44 is officially your daddy.
4. Phone use in the gym: Nothing says you're a bitch better than the inability to set your phone down for a training session. When you enter the gym a phone has just become your source of music and nothing more. If you wanna talk mid set, go home.
5. Everyone is suddenly a men's physiques competitor: Dude stop bro, stop. Although they are not big guys, just because you think it's easy, give them some credit dumb ass. You can't be a baby big guy with 24% body fat telling people your 3 months out from a contest. We listen, we wait and we see the no improvement. You're not gonna compete bro, just stop lying.
6. The loud ass hype guy urging you to lift 225 pounds. What's the point? Nobody else wants to hear that man,, nobody.
1. Man Bun hairstyle: There's a reason it's called a bun. You slide a weiner in it and call it a day. In this case the guy wearing the man bun IS THE WEINER. Just wear your hair down, especially if you're in that awkward beginner stage of a Man Bun where it looks like a hairy ass nipple on your head. The 44 recommends you just stop bro... please.
2. Jogger pants: I have some, they're comfy, warmer than shorts, stylish and they look good if you have killer legs. In the gym though??? I'm just not sold on that one bro. If God wanted you to have pants wedged up your ass crack as you thrust your hips on deads, or squats he'd shove something up there that looked more manly... like sweat from training hard AF. Be stylish, just do it outside the gym. You're there to wreck shit, not be best dressed bro 2016.
3. Sleeve tattoos: Either own the look and be the look, or wear long sleeves. I get exhausted seeing sleeves on guys staring at me while I train. Dude you have a sleeve, or two... you need to own a small percentage of bad assery. Staring at me lets the gym know what??? That I'm your daddy son... The 44 is officially your daddy.
4. Phone use in the gym: Nothing says you're a bitch better than the inability to set your phone down for a training session. When you enter the gym a phone has just become your source of music and nothing more. If you wanna talk mid set, go home.
5. Everyone is suddenly a men's physiques competitor: Dude stop bro, stop. Although they are not big guys, just because you think it's easy, give them some credit dumb ass. You can't be a baby big guy with 24% body fat telling people your 3 months out from a contest. We listen, we wait and we see the no improvement. You're not gonna compete bro, just stop lying.
6. The loud ass hype guy urging you to lift 225 pounds. What's the point? Nobody else wants to hear that man,, nobody.
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