We've seen it time and again and I'm about to shart at the times I've seen it and laughed out loud when I read this shyte:
1. 'Hey guys new to the site and thinking about running an all oral cycle.'
2. 'I'm 7 feet tall and 120 pounds and want to run test, d-bol, eq and tren for a 52 week bulk cycle.'
3. 'I'm 5' 3" tall and 280 pounds of muscle with a tight pot belly at 23% bf.'
4. 'I'm 18 and have run 4 previous cycles of....'
5. 'Where can I get roids?' ... buddy you're gonna fuck around and get hemorroids before you get a source
6. 'Does NY ROBO really want me to fill out that application he posted?'
Okay, I've never seen #6, but I couldn't help myself...
Point is if you're new to AAS, this site, or both please provide stats (ht/wt/age/bf%) before seeking any advice, be over 25 preferably have some YEARS of lifting under you belt before you ask shit. There are some gurus here that can help you, or ignore the hell outta you if you come at them wrong and if you decide to lie about your age and experience level remember this... you're only gonna hurt yourself. If you are hell bent on getting advice and are under age, or have zero experience with weights and/or gear message me... I warned you and will gladly tell you how to intentionally turn your pecs into tits alongside a pair of nuts the size of peanuts because you knew better and still asked. I'm evil like that.
No...don't fucking message me, I was being sarcastic. I'll just ignore you.
1. 'Hey guys new to the site and thinking about running an all oral cycle.'
2. 'I'm 7 feet tall and 120 pounds and want to run test, d-bol, eq and tren for a 52 week bulk cycle.'
3. 'I'm 5' 3" tall and 280 pounds of muscle with a tight pot belly at 23% bf.'
4. 'I'm 18 and have run 4 previous cycles of....'
5. 'Where can I get roids?' ... buddy you're gonna fuck around and get hemorroids before you get a source
6. 'Does NY ROBO really want me to fill out that application he posted?'
Okay, I've never seen #6, but I couldn't help myself...
Point is if you're new to AAS, this site, or both please provide stats (ht/wt/age/bf%) before seeking any advice, be over 25 preferably have some YEARS of lifting under you belt before you ask shit. There are some gurus here that can help you, or ignore the hell outta you if you come at them wrong and if you decide to lie about your age and experience level remember this... you're only gonna hurt yourself. If you are hell bent on getting advice and are under age, or have zero experience with weights and/or gear message me... I warned you and will gladly tell you how to intentionally turn your pecs into tits alongside a pair of nuts the size of peanuts because you knew better and still asked. I'm evil like that.
No...don't fucking message me, I was being sarcastic. I'll just ignore you.
