Dumb comments we hear...

[44YOGearHead]

Here's a summary of some funny and corny comments I've had said to me at various places. What about you guys?

1. What stung you man? Cuz you're all swole up.

2. Excuse me, you dropped some muscles over there.

3. Hey bro... I think you should go to the gym more.

4. I can't let you on base Sir. You're not allowed to carry guns around.

5. You look like a He Man action figure.

6. You Sir are a wall of a man.

Corny, but appreciated.

 

[BraedenB]

Number 3 all the time... Or when people automatically assume you're taking steroids and make some stupid comment just because they don't know how to get off the couch

 

[Tazz]

44 the playah always coming in with the threads makin me laugh

 

[Montgomery]

7 Hey you sexy beast come wrap those meathooks around my hairy boil infested back and let me tell you what a man you are..

 

[RickRock]

Had a girl I know from way back that I hadnt seen in a while, say something that caught me off guard. Last time I seen her probably 10 years ago, I didn't look anything like I do now, and she flirted with me back then. I said hi to her, and after we talked a couple minutes she said all that muscle and shredded look was super sexy, and she said I looked so strong that I could probably pick her up and fuck her against the wall without any struggle.

I was basically speechless....lol

 

[44YOGearHead]

7 Hey you sexy beast come wrap those meathooks around my hairy boil infested back and let me tell you what a man you are..

Glad I haven't heard that one....

 

[44YOGearHead]

Had a girl I know from way back that I hadnt seen in a while, say something that caught me off guard. Last time I seen her probably 10 years ago, I didn't look anything like I do now, and she flirted with me back then. I said hi to her, and after we talked a couple minutes she said all that muscle and shredded look was super sexy, and she said I looked so strong that I could probably pick her up and fuck her against the wall without any struggle.

I was basically speechless....lol

Lol... I need to start going to my class reunions since I don't live around any of them to see if I can get that to be said lol.

 

[MarkD]

"Youre like a trying to move a brick wall"

 

[Cyclops]

1. What stung you man? Cuz you're all swole up

lol at number 1

 

[bigbassturd]

Had a kid bagging my groceries at the grocery store ask me if I had seen a doctor about my swoliosis yet. Thought that was kinda funny

 

[Montgomery]

Some good comments on here, I normally get the same one...."Anybody tell you that you have a great face for radio"

 

[44YOGearHead]

Some good comments on here, I normally get the same one...."Anybody tell you that you have a great face for radio"

That was funny as hell...