If you want to screw around then this is not the board for you. If you want solid advice..... Post what your real diet is. You're trying everybody's patience.
Thanks brother. It is good to know SOME folks here can appreciate a little bit of humor ... life is hard enough without being able to laugh at oneself or other's situations, when it is warranted.
1100 cals per day? how the hell are you able to workout on that or even function. Id feel like absolute shit. My Ex was 115 lbs and ate more than that...