Ate some brisket and look like shit this morning... HELP!

[44YOGearHead]

its your mind bro... now, im sure you are not imagining what you see but you are magnifying to a higher degree than it is... i bet if you weigh yourself its probably right on where you normally are... however the illusion and/or the extra bloat etc. is present.. its weighing on you mentally, you fell guilty and thus are making it out to be worse than it is, although i cant talk much because i do that on a daily basis, even if i eat an extra 25 calories or something stupid that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.. i start to scrutinize, etc... you dont need to puke it out LOL or anything of the sort, no drugs etc.. LOL just remember how shitty you felt after eating it and how it took a few days to get back to normal... this is very common... i used to ALWAYS have a Monday night pizza night and it would take 2-3 days for me to look like i normally do every week but after a while i was prepared for it and it did not phase me.... clearly i dont get that meal anymore but vividly remember this and the outcome... you will be fine brother

Looked on point today, I know my mind was effin with me for sure. I looked at that pic of me and Jay Cutler and scrutinized the fuck outta it. I looked so damn skinny, but remember how good I felt after I first looked at it and said "shit's paying off"... I'm a loose screw when it comes to how I see myself. 254.6 on the scale today post poop so I should be elated, but I got that inner demon that says gain 20 more pounds. Life is a bitch that way. Gym tomorrow at 8am...

 

[44YOGearHead]

Almost forgot...

Wife's phone got a text from Ms. Pot Roast. She has the message pop up on the screen so I just cracked up and took her the phone. Wife looked so embarrassed. It read: 'Can you please loan me some money today so I can move into my new place tomorrow morning, I'm short. Everybody else gets paid next week.'
How the fuck do you plan moving based upon other peoples money/pay dates? I had a field day on that ass. Wife text her back... 'I can't do anything for you.'
Again in case you didn't know... I hate my fuckin in-laws. Pork shoulder roast looking ass'd, fat, hoodrat sister-in law that she is.

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[rockmfhudd]

so you think it was a front that she told her no and will slide her some on the side?

 

[Jimbo]

Daughter is in town and my wife and I took her out to eat. She wanted some Texas BBQ and it sounded great, figured I could get away with a turkey burger or something and still enjoy a meal that wasn't too bad for me considering I've had two super thick T-bone steaks in the past 7 days. My daughter trash talked me into ordering the brisket, the one with the fatty pieces on it. It looked great, tasted great, literally melted in my mouth. I knew I would regret it, but my baby girls in from VA so what the hell. I woke up this morning and have a headache from hell, walked past the mirror and looked smooth as a baby's ass cheeks. Definition looks shot to hell and took a gianormous crap that was laden with brisket aroma! How can I expedite this shit outta my system???? Pepto? Castor oil? Just puke it out like I'm bulimic? I've already pushed a gallon of water and ate some toast in hopes of soaking this crap up. I love me some food, but damn, the right foods that agree with my metabolism.

It's likely from the sodium in how they prepared the meat. I've had similar experiences eating soup they serve in restaurants - which are loaded with salt. You'll feel bloated for a day or so but some cardio, water and eating plainly for a day (egg whites, low carbs, nothing processed) will square you away.

 

[44YOGearHead]

so you think it was a front that she told her no and will slide her some on the side?

Wife spent waaaay too much up there when she went home to visit so she literally can't jump outta the pocket anymore and knows I'm not gonna help her sister. When she goes home it's like a begging festival damn near so they tapped her out.

 

[rockmfhudd]

Wife spent waaaay too much up there when she went home to visit so she literally can't jump outta the pocket anymore and knows I'm not gonna help her sister. When she goes home it's like a begging festival damn near so they tapped her out.

that's a good thing then. its like when I go to buy a car I always take the old lady for a few visits then she gets burned out and says lemme know when you find something and ill go look. haha the salesman hate my ass cuz I know their tactics and they see her all excited and I say no its not really what we are looking for. they try the safety thing the room for the kids all the bs I burn her ass out. so it sound like your old lady has burned out over pot roast and whatnot

 

[44YOGearHead]

that's a good thing then. its like when I go to buy a car I always take the old lady for a few visits then she gets burned out and says lemme know when you find something and ill go look. haha the salesman hate my ass cuz I know their tactics and they see her all excited and I say no its not really what we are looking for. they try the safety thing the room for the kids all the bs I burn her ass out. so it sound like your old lady has burned out over pot roast and whatnot

Hopefully she is. I told her "So she wants you to help her move into a place that she'll have to move out of in a month, or two as usual? When the fuck is she gonna grow up?". She doesn't particularly like when I talk about them, but when it's all true you just have to grit your teeth ya know? I'm telling you bro, they stay begging.

 

[kyle.foisy]

Activated charcoal will help. It can be takrn just before any questionable meal

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[JackSteel]

Activated charcoal will help. It can be takrn just before any questionable meal

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With what exactly?


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