14" rebar rod through the windshield...

[44YOGearHead]

So my wife returned from visiting her family, sponsoring them the whole weekend, dropping her sister back off in Houston and all a day later than when she said she'd return. I have no idea what she spent, but I'll put it like this, we were at the mall and she wanted to look at some shirts and I said "you're paying since I just paid your deductible". She said never mind. Family got her ass good I know. So while 3 miles away from home she took a 14" rod through the windshield, drivers side, right in front of her face. Fortunately it struck low enough it was lodged into the dash board 6" and stopped. Any variation and I could've lost my wife. Freak accident indeed and a sign to me that she should've kept her ass at home instead of going up there because her sister wanted to go, but couldn't afford to. Car is in the shop for who knows how long, the windshield and dash will need replacing at a minimum. I'm glad my wife is fine, but I hope she learns to sit her ass down somewhere instead of doing shit just because versus necessity. OMG, just remembered she invited her entire family down like a retard. Adults and their "adult children" (technically adults that can buy alcohol, but the women in her family still treat them like and call them children because they still live at home). People like us here on the forum call them "losers". I laughed because if I don't sponsor the trip those bastards won't be able to come. Wife asked me why I was laughing and I just kept laughing... Oh I shoulda married someone who grew up in an Chechen orphanage. That condo in Panama is looking better by the day bros.

Lesson to be learned? When you fuck with stupid people, stupid shit happens. And... I love my old' lady despite her family members being a chromosome, or 7 short of a full deck.

 

[TX TERROR]

I love your posts lol.

 

[RickRock]

Just.....wow

(PM me for a price list for Biotech Labs and 10% discount)

 

[44YOGearHead]

I love your posts lol.

Wanna swap lives? You can come to SATX and I go up to DFW area... easy move bro. And this to boot, because wife went to hang out with her family she forgot to pay the cable and they interrupted my service. That pissed me off and I had to pay $600+ to turn it back on. So $500 deductible, $600+ on cable = $1100 + whatever she blew on trip to see a bunch of ingrates.
My life is pretty sweet except for the in-laws. I'll volunteer to cover the expenses incurred off the first "next" in-law related incident.

 

[The_Gat5]

So my wife returned from visiting her family, sponsoring them the whole weekend, dropping her sister back off in Houston and all a day later than when she said she'd return. I have no idea what she spent, but I'll put it like this, we were at the mall and she wanted to look at some shirts and I said "you're paying since I just paid your deductible". She said never mind. Family got her ass good I know. So while 3 miles away from home she took a 14" rod through the windshield, drivers side, right in front of her face. Fortunately it struck low enough it was lodged into the dash board 6" and stopped. Any variation and I could've lost my wife. Freak accident indeed and a sign to me that she should've kept her ass at home instead of going up there because her sister wanted to go, but couldn't afford to. Car is in the shop for who knows how long, the windshield and dash will need replacing at a minimum. I'm glad my wife is fine, but I hope she learns to sit her ass down somewhere instead of doing shit just because versus necessity. OMG, just remembered she invited her entire family down like a retard. Adults and their "adult children" (technically adults that can buy alcohol, but the women in her family still treat them like and call them children because they still live at home). People like us here on the forum call them "losers". I laughed because if I don't sponsor the trip those bastards won't be able to come. Wife asked me why I was laughing and I just kept laughing... Oh I shoulda married someone who grew up in an Chechen orphanage. That condo in Panama is looking better by the day bros.

Lesson to be learned? When you fuck with stupid people, stupid shit happens. And... I love my old' lady despite her family members being a chromosome, or 7 short of a full deck.

So you're in-laws are typical Houstonites (Houstonians*)?
I f**kin' hate going down there, that whole city is nasty.

 

[44YOGearHead]

Also I wanna note that nobody, no one, anyone, absolutely no person should be comfortable calling someone up and working out a trip and pretending you were gonna go any way and secretly depending on them to make it all happen on their dime. My wife says I hate her family because they're poor which is not true. I've been poor before, so to say that I dislike them because of their financial standing is wrong. I hate those bastards because they assume that my hard earned success correlates to them being covered as well. My in-laws are the black people that black people hate. Period.