Wife got a phone call from the Pot Roast Queen where she started out like this:
Pot roast: I'm gonna pay you back, Walmart to Walmart fine?
Wife: WTH, you came into a lot of money or something?
PR: I'm not sending you anything now, I'm talking about when I can pay you back. I just wanted you to know that I'm gonna pay you back when I can.
W: Okay... I thought you were actually gonna pay me back today the way you were talking. I don't want a reminder, I want my money back in a reasonable amount of time.
PR: I got you when I do my taxes next year.
WTF? I see why black on black crime is so high.
Pot roast: I'm gonna pay you back, Walmart to Walmart fine?
Wife: WTH, you came into a lot of money or something?
PR: I'm not sending you anything now, I'm talking about when I can pay you back. I just wanted you to know that I'm gonna pay you back when I can.
W: Okay... I thought you were actually gonna pay me back today the way you were talking. I don't want a reminder, I want my money back in a reasonable amount of time.
PR: I got you when I do my taxes next year.
WTF? I see why black on black crime is so high.