The attempt by 44
Many of us have found our way to the iron by way of different paths. I originally wrote a post to attempt to give us all especially the noobs a chance to explain their personal how and why, but after 15 views I see that my effort was wasted. Most posters just want to ask us how to run the gear they acquired and be He-Man in 4 weeks after lying to us about different shit stats. So let me instead take this opportunity to say this instead:
REALITY DICTATES:
1. If you lift like shit and take gear... you'll look like shit. Believe it or not weight training requires discipline and knowledge... stringer tees and high 5's with your loser bro's are optional retard.
2. Some of you skinny fat kids that wanna be Mr. O in a year (you only say a year because you think we'll agree that's a long time to train) will not even be Mr. Your House because your lil' brother Arnold probably got the genetics and you... well you got the rest Mr. Devito.
3. Gear on a budget... GTFOutta here with that bro. Save up, or don't start. This requires some spending on your part. Half ass cycles will leave you entirely assed out.
4. We'd all love to help, but a lot of you overly sensitive ladies just wanna be told you are some sort of hero for trying gear and that eventually you'll be a demi-God. If your ass gets chapped easily this isn't for you because we don't need guys on gear going all E2 on us crying all the time.
So there is my last attempt to get to know you ass clowns (if applicable to your status) and why you started down this road. All your I've been lifting two years, 18 months off and on and I think I'm X% bf can ride a meat shaft of savory pride day pleasure bro. Do not PM me asking where to buy gear... it's pretty self explanatory here and if you're that oblivious well keep guessing. I only care about 2 things when it comes to you... pinning MY gear and pinning Your sister.
Many of us have found our way to the iron by way of different paths. I originally wrote a post to attempt to give us all especially the noobs a chance to explain their personal how and why, but after 15 views I see that my effort was wasted. Most posters just want to ask us how to run the gear they acquired and be He-Man in 4 weeks after lying to us about different shit stats. So let me instead take this opportunity to say this instead:
REALITY DICTATES:
1. If you lift like shit and take gear... you'll look like shit. Believe it or not weight training requires discipline and knowledge... stringer tees and high 5's with your loser bro's are optional retard.
2. Some of you skinny fat kids that wanna be Mr. O in a year (you only say a year because you think we'll agree that's a long time to train) will not even be Mr. Your House because your lil' brother Arnold probably got the genetics and you... well you got the rest Mr. Devito.
3. Gear on a budget... GTFOutta here with that bro. Save up, or don't start. This requires some spending on your part. Half ass cycles will leave you entirely assed out.
4. We'd all love to help, but a lot of you overly sensitive ladies just wanna be told you are some sort of hero for trying gear and that eventually you'll be a demi-God. If your ass gets chapped easily this isn't for you because we don't need guys on gear going all E2 on us crying all the time.
So there is my last attempt to get to know you ass clowns (if applicable to your status) and why you started down this road. All your I've been lifting two years, 18 months off and on and I think I'm X% bf can ride a meat shaft of savory pride day pleasure bro. Do not PM me asking where to buy gear... it's pretty self explanatory here and if you're that oblivious well keep guessing. I only care about 2 things when it comes to you... pinning MY gear and pinning Your sister.
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