So last night the wife and I are watching television... You know Black people love Empire... and my wife gets a text. She types back and then asks me 'Next weekend are you coming with me for my sisters birthday and her daughters baby shower?' I started laughing quietly in a chuckle of sorts and she said 'I know you don't like them' to which I replied "I like so and so, whose birthday is it?" answer POT ROAST. I asked her who was in charge of her activities her, or them? I explained what all I was taking care of fiscally and then I asked why don't these people ask versus plan shit for you without making sure you can participate. We could go, but fuck that. Now why the fuck would I accompany her up there to celebrate her sisters birthday? To buy her daughter baby shower shit? Why? Is there a fucking rainbow colored aura of niceness suddenly over my head? Did I swallow my memories of all the times they asked to borrow money and then dodged my wife? Lemme guess I died and came back stupid? None of the above. Look let me break the dynamics of this shit down to you after I got all the details from my wife:
1. The women were wanting to stay in the Wyndham Suites for their little party... at my expense.
2. We'd have to stop in Houston to pick up her other sister and feed her fat tongued, no gas money offering ass, always ordering what I order in the restaurant eating, no tip leaving ass.
3. I'd have to pay for Pot Roasts present because my wife went shopping and fucked off her pay check as usual.
4. I'd have to buy the daughter something useful since everyone else wouldn't be able to... like the time I bought her all that shit for an apartment to include furniture, groceries and spending cash that seems to have been abandoned somewhere.
5. Why the fuck would I do any of this? I'm buying tires for my wife's car, giving money to my son, paying his gf's tuition payment... why???
Bottom line there will be no party at the Wyndham, there will be no presents from either of us. The wife text them and said 'we will not be able to attend, or participate in the activities', they responded 'are you still gonna get the room and send some money for gifts?'... my wife replied 'I have to buy 4 new tires... and my husband has obligations so no, not at this time. We will see what develops.'... This is whats gonna develop mother fuckers... some old ass unmarried miserable women saying happy birthday at their house and buying baby clothes for a kid who's dad ain't gonna be around to raise him/her in 3 months anyways.
Before you marry scrutinize the fuck out of the family... it'll help you later on trust me. If not you'll be like me... ranting uselessly on a forum to people who can only account themselves more fortunate than you are at this particular moment in time.
1. The women were wanting to stay in the Wyndham Suites for their little party... at my expense.
2. We'd have to stop in Houston to pick up her other sister and feed her fat tongued, no gas money offering ass, always ordering what I order in the restaurant eating, no tip leaving ass.
3. I'd have to pay for Pot Roasts present because my wife went shopping and fucked off her pay check as usual.
4. I'd have to buy the daughter something useful since everyone else wouldn't be able to... like the time I bought her all that shit for an apartment to include furniture, groceries and spending cash that seems to have been abandoned somewhere.
5. Why the fuck would I do any of this? I'm buying tires for my wife's car, giving money to my son, paying his gf's tuition payment... why???
Bottom line there will be no party at the Wyndham, there will be no presents from either of us. The wife text them and said 'we will not be able to attend, or participate in the activities', they responded 'are you still gonna get the room and send some money for gifts?'... my wife replied 'I have to buy 4 new tires... and my husband has obligations so no, not at this time. We will see what develops.'... This is whats gonna develop mother fuckers... some old ass unmarried miserable women saying happy birthday at their house and buying baby clothes for a kid who's dad ain't gonna be around to raise him/her in 3 months anyways.
Before you marry scrutinize the fuck out of the family... it'll help you later on trust me. If not you'll be like me... ranting uselessly on a forum to people who can only account themselves more fortunate than you are at this particular moment in time.
Last edited:
