1. Today as I sat at a light waiting for it to change there were two women taking collections for something, what I don't know. Both were plus sized one was red haired and curvy in her yoga pants... looked plus sized, but doable. The other brunette and was slightly larger, she had on sweat pants in the triple digit heat... and you could see the dimples from her cellulite in her sweat pants... when you are stretching America's favorite fabric of life to the point dimples are visible on your ass and thighs you're doing too fucking much ladies.
2. The finest chick in my gym is married and a slut. She even brought a companion slut along to entertain the object of her affection "Randy". He told me she was married, but they're going boating together this week on the lake. Why are so many chicks so basic?
3. Superman shirts in the gym. Why bro? Just fucking why? The 3 of you cannot all be Superman...
4. The older guy who is really polite. This dude was awesome. Came over as I finished my incline benches and asked how to use a machine he had seen me on before. (Don't laugh...the Smith Machine) I have like almost zero cartilage left in both knees, but I use it to squat since I can't grasp the bar when I squat anymore. On the Smith I can just let it rest and squat away. Anyways, he was polite and appreciative and even said 'Nobody I've asked before has helped me out before thank you I appreciate it'. Dude he's a winner. I told him whenever he saw me and needed help, or an answer just to come find me... he was the type of guy who you don't mind helping.
Not an observation, but still:
5. I started to take my fat sister-in-laws photo and make a meme and post it online, but that'd be cruel. Her life already sucks, if that thing went viral I know my wife would suspect me. Besides I think being fat as fuck punishes her enough.
2. The finest chick in my gym is married and a slut. She even brought a companion slut along to entertain the object of her affection "Randy". He told me she was married, but they're going boating together this week on the lake. Why are so many chicks so basic?
3. Superman shirts in the gym. Why bro? Just fucking why? The 3 of you cannot all be Superman...
4. The older guy who is really polite. This dude was awesome. Came over as I finished my incline benches and asked how to use a machine he had seen me on before. (Don't laugh...the Smith Machine) I have like almost zero cartilage left in both knees, but I use it to squat since I can't grasp the bar when I squat anymore. On the Smith I can just let it rest and squat away. Anyways, he was polite and appreciative and even said 'Nobody I've asked before has helped me out before thank you I appreciate it'. Dude he's a winner. I told him whenever he saw me and needed help, or an answer just to come find me... he was the type of guy who you don't mind helping.
Not an observation, but still:
5. I started to take my fat sister-in-laws photo and make a meme and post it online, but that'd be cruel. Her life already sucks, if that thing went viral I know my wife would suspect me. Besides I think being fat as fuck punishes her enough.
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