Yep the best red-shirted frosh in the NCAA and his wonderful gf came to visit for the weekend and as much as I missed him/them they did manage to make me appreciate their being off to school.
My son: So we're doing something and he swore I knew jack shit about it even though I fixed his mistake. I told him "Look college man if you would shut the fuck up you might learn something". It was then I realized I didn't miss his assumptions of my not knowing shit despite him saying I'm the smartest person he knows. He then claimed I never showed him how to do it, despite my repeatedly showing him in the months prior to his departure.
His GF: Her entire family was over for dinner and she asked me when I thought they should head back Sunday (Son had football meeting on Monday afternoon so they had to get back). She suggested leaving at midnight Monday and driving all night. I said "If I was you guys I'd either leave at 3pm Sunday, or 5am Monday morning so he could get back with no problem and you guys not end up splattered on the highway". My son wanted to leave Sunday afternoon and she suddenly got all homesick and beside herself. She told him 'I don't have a set time to be back, you do'... wow. I thought my son was gonna tell her you can stay and figure out how to get back if you want, but he was very gentle with her, but adamant about their leaving when he could meet his obligations. Her mother surprised me as well and told her 'You came with him, he takes good care of you and brought you here so you need to grow up. His dad gave you two options and they're better than leaving at midnight after being up all day'. Again wow. She apologized to me and said she didn't want me to be mad at her (I guess my facial reaction said it all), I simply reminded her that they went as one so they gotta think as one. His obligations were hers, just as I take care of her like I do him there is no room for selfishness, but I did understand where she was coming from and why. We hugged it out, but her moment of selfishness did piss me off. If you wanna stay at home and drop out, please save me the cost of your tuition payments and sending you money to make sure you have what you need when other people give you excuses (she never asks, but I inquire). Love ya like a daughter-in-law indeed, but don't flake out on me, or my son. The 44 could spend the money on gear, HGH, or more high powered rifles.
The In-Laws: Don't call here asking us to pay for someones lawyer fees. Don't ask us to pay your insurance co-pay. When we tell you we will pay an equal portion of the lawyer fees commensurate to what everyone else in the family pays, DO NOT TELL US THIS when you have 3 adults with jobs in your household 'My son, daughter and I will chip in $25 a piece'... really bitch? A whole $75 contribution towards your son in prison lawyer fee's to help him not get an additional 7 years? $75 total? My wife told her they better cough up $100 a piece, or we're staying out of it. I seriously despise this idiot sister-in-law.
Sometimes I think about gouging their eyeballs out with my thumbs, but then I remember she just turned 50, is very overweight, has health issues and is still single. She's living in payback central.
My son: So we're doing something and he swore I knew jack shit about it even though I fixed his mistake. I told him "Look college man if you would shut the fuck up you might learn something". It was then I realized I didn't miss his assumptions of my not knowing shit despite him saying I'm the smartest person he knows. He then claimed I never showed him how to do it, despite my repeatedly showing him in the months prior to his departure.
His GF: Her entire family was over for dinner and she asked me when I thought they should head back Sunday (Son had football meeting on Monday afternoon so they had to get back). She suggested leaving at midnight Monday and driving all night. I said "If I was you guys I'd either leave at 3pm Sunday, or 5am Monday morning so he could get back with no problem and you guys not end up splattered on the highway". My son wanted to leave Sunday afternoon and she suddenly got all homesick and beside herself. She told him 'I don't have a set time to be back, you do'... wow. I thought my son was gonna tell her you can stay and figure out how to get back if you want, but he was very gentle with her, but adamant about their leaving when he could meet his obligations. Her mother surprised me as well and told her 'You came with him, he takes good care of you and brought you here so you need to grow up. His dad gave you two options and they're better than leaving at midnight after being up all day'. Again wow. She apologized to me and said she didn't want me to be mad at her (I guess my facial reaction said it all), I simply reminded her that they went as one so they gotta think as one. His obligations were hers, just as I take care of her like I do him there is no room for selfishness, but I did understand where she was coming from and why. We hugged it out, but her moment of selfishness did piss me off. If you wanna stay at home and drop out, please save me the cost of your tuition payments and sending you money to make sure you have what you need when other people give you excuses (she never asks, but I inquire). Love ya like a daughter-in-law indeed, but don't flake out on me, or my son. The 44 could spend the money on gear, HGH, or more high powered rifles.
The In-Laws: Don't call here asking us to pay for someones lawyer fees. Don't ask us to pay your insurance co-pay. When we tell you we will pay an equal portion of the lawyer fees commensurate to what everyone else in the family pays, DO NOT TELL US THIS when you have 3 adults with jobs in your household 'My son, daughter and I will chip in $25 a piece'... really bitch? A whole $75 contribution towards your son in prison lawyer fee's to help him not get an additional 7 years? $75 total? My wife told her they better cough up $100 a piece, or we're staying out of it. I seriously despise this idiot sister-in-law.
Sometimes I think about gouging their eyeballs out with my thumbs, but then I remember she just turned 50, is very overweight, has health issues and is still single. She's living in payback central.
