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Gift for the girlfriend

JackSteel

JackSteel

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Just bought the girlfriend her first pistol. Tiffany blue Sccy 9mm. What kind of special treatment should I demand for the next year? Weekly unreciprocated BJs or permission to bring a second female into the bedroom?? Lmao jk but seriously guns as gifts are where it's at. No better gift IMO.


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I just wanna put it out there, you get 3 additional bitch points added to your tally if you end up getting shot by a piece you paid for :D

Thems the rules, budd, just don't get on her bad side, now...
 
I trained my wife to shoot, and she's almost as good a shot as I am now.

My greatest fear is to be shot by one of my owns guns.

My wife has 2 38 snubbys (airweight and titanium) and a 380 auto (i know, mouse guns, but still effective if used properly).

She also carries a Surefire E2D and was trained with it on strikes and strike points. Nasty little flashlights.

The plus side of being married to a hubby that was previously a Force Recon Marine back in the day.
 
JackSteel said:
Just bought the girlfriend her first pistol. Tiffany blue Sccy 9mm. What kind of special treatment should I demand for the next year? Weekly unreciprocated BJs or permission to bring a second female into the bedroom?? Lmao jk but seriously guns as gifts are where it's at. No better gift IMO.


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I've been talking to my wife about getting her CC permit, and getting her a glock at some point. This day in age I'd feel better with her protected when she's out and about, especially with the kids

(PM me for a price list for Biotech Labs and 10% discount)
 
I have enough guns all over my house that the wife doesn't need her own. I'd honestly say there's a firearm within reach every 10 feet downstairs and 3 upstairs alone. Besides I'm always carrying and I go everywhere with her usually. My wife pulled a knife on me once. Pissed me off all to hell. Grabbed the blade and asked what she was planning to do with it. Blood running outta my palm down my forearm and she was scared shitless. She let go of the knife. I cleaned it up, it wasn't bad and busted out the surgical glue. Told her to fix dinner and to never pull shit on me again. She fixed me dinner once after I had got caught being less than honorable. Rat poison was on the counter next to the food. It was cute. She fixed my plate and I told her if she poisoned me fine if anyone was gonna do me in best it was her. I even wrote a suicide note so she'd be able to raise the kids. Wasn't poisoned. She thought I was warped. That was right after my 2nd tour to Iraq. I was a fucking mess. Thank God for good women who don't kill you.
 
Luckily I'd had a few years with the Buddhist Monks in Japan to get me squared away by the time I went civilian. Those guys probably saved my life. Met the wifey several years down the road. She'd never pull a knife on me though. Poison, thats always a possibility, but it had better be damned fast acting, as I'll never die alone.
 
jp1957 said:
say whut? The threesome for sure.
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What? No way. Don't get me wrong, I can definitely appreciate your point of view on this, but my experience has shown threesomes rarely turn out as planned. Especially in a relationship bringing another women into the bedroom. They might say its cool, but after the fact all you get is shit. Obviously, there are exceptions here, but IMO threesomes were best when it was random, unplanned with two pieces of strange.

So you got two choices..a BJ a week for a whole year (unreciprocated) or a threesome. I look at it like a financial investment...I can either make a low risk investment with a guaranteed moderate return or make a high risk investment, where I can make a lot or loose a lot. I could get a BJ every week for a whole year (unreciprocated-that is the catch here) or get 2 BJ's in one night and risk not getting another one for the rest of the year because she's pissed off. No thanks, I'd opted for the BJ once a week for a year. End of rant.
 
Well bigb gets the first one without getting me anything lol...and I can think of a better gift in my eyes. But you did good! I hope she likes it and you guys are doing well!!!!

MissBizz
 
JackSteel said:
Just bought the girlfriend her first pistol. Tiffany blue Sccy 9mm. What kind of special treatment should I demand for the next year? Weekly unreciprocated BJs or permission to bring a second female into the bedroom?? Lmao jk but seriously guns as gifts are where it's at. No better gift IMO.


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BJs only if it's porno style with the dirty talk and visual money shot
 
Blue_Shine said:
I just wanna put it out there, you get 3 additional bitch points added to your tally if you end up getting shot by a piece you paid for :D

Thems the rules, budd, just don't get on her bad side, now...
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If she were the crazy type she wouldn't be getting it lol she avoids conflict like the plague.


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MissBizz said:
Well bigb gets the first one without getting me anything lol...and I can think of a better gift in my eyes. But you did good! I hope she likes it and you guys are doing well!!!!

MissBizz
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I know she loves jewelry but to me that boring for every gift. We have decided not to ever get married so an engagement ring isn't happening lol but she needed a gun. I've had to leave mine at her house several times wen she lived in a bad part of town. Plus her fav color is Tiffany blue and I just happened to find one. I felt like it was partially a gift to me lol.


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jp1957 said:
I trained my wife to shoot, and she's almost as good a shot as I am now.

My greatest fear is to be shot by one of my owns guns.

My wife has 2 38 snubbys (airweight and titanium) and a 380 auto (i know, mouse guns, but still effective if used properly).

She also carries a Surefire E2D and was trained with it on strikes and strike points. Nasty little flashlights.

The plus side of being married to a hubby that was previously a Force Recon Marine back in the day.
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You were force recon? It's not the size of the gun it's the killer behind it that counts.


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