So my super fat ass sister in law managed to get kicked out of another apartment for not paying her rent again. She unsuccessfully attempted to get a pity party of money from my wife to pay her rent. She claimed her son spent all her money by using her bank card to buy shit for a game on google play store (NEWSFLASH: if you can spend all you money at the google store on your phone, you have no money). She had to move back home with her old ass parents again (mind you this bitch is 48yo) and then got kicked out after her son was caught taking money out of his grand father's pants pockets while he was asleep. When confronted about it she went off on her dad instead of her son who has done this before. Her daughter won't let her move in with her because 'they don't get along' - great kids huh and her oldest son at Job Corp was just kicked out and locked up in county jail about an hour away from me for getting caught bringing a half ounce of weed onto federal property with intent to distribute. Less than 2oz can get you a year in Texas. He called us of all people to bail him out... as if I would. It'd only be $200, but since he has no place to stay now that's the stays local bail price. The bastard ain't staying with us no matter what as I'm allergic to lazy, dumb mother fuckers and would have to go back to Louisiana which means an addition $675 deposit. So let's do the math on what these ungrateful Negroes are asking of The 44. $875 (200 bail/675 collateral) to bail stupid out, $73 bus fare and since they ain't shit another $73 return trip whenever his court date would be IF they could even manage to get him to the bus on time to return for court (we bought him and his older sister bus tickets one time before and they manged to miss the bus showing up at the last minute costing me $150 before). So $875 + $146= $1021 they want us to spend on a child who isn't ours, whom I don't like, who got vocal with my wife before over the phone because we waited 2 hours on him and he never showed up to pick up necessities we bought him that Job Corp gave him money to buy but he spent it on what the fuck he wanted to buy, who complained that we talk to him like he's a child even though he's 21 and acts like a moron and lastly simply because he was acting tough until he found out he could be waiting a few months just to go to trial. Fuck him, 3 hots, a cot and TV ain't bad considering if it takes long enough he'll get time served most likely. I did tell his dumbass he could get off with no charges by going to rehab, but he can't stay with us so that ain't an option just to make him feel worse about ever raising his voice to my wife. He's lucky he was on federal property when he did it and I didn't wanna catch a fed felony assault charge. Besides, I honestly dislike the fuck outta these people and if we were ever in a situation to need them all we'd get is excuses and rushed off the phone. Thank God that isn't the case.
